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The History of Bad Breath

The Unholy Truth Behind Our Oral Salvation

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Preface

A Message from the Author (a.k.a. Death)

Greetings, mortals. It’s me,...

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Preface

A Message from the Author (a.k.a. Death)

Greetings, mortals. It’s me, Mortimer Graves....

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Chapter 1

Caveman, Canines, & Mammoth Morning Breath

Where Breath First Stank...

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Chapter 1

Caveman, Canines, & Mammoth Morning Breath

Where Breath First Stank The Morning...

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Chapter 2

Ancient Egypt

Mummified Mouth Rot &...

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Chapter 2

Ancient Egypt

Mummified Mouth Rot & The First...

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Chapter 3

Greece & Rome

Socratic Stink: Philosophy Paired...

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Chapter 3

Greece & Rome

Socratic Stink: Philosophy Paired With Poisonous...

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Chapter 4

The Dark Ages

When Everyone Smelled Like...

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Chapter 4

The Dark Ages

When Everyone Smelled Like Death (Because...

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Chapter 5

The Renaissance

Plague, Perfume, and How...

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Chapter 5

The Renaissance

Plague, Perfume, and How Nobody Brushed...

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Chapter 6

The Industrial Revolution

Factory-Fresh Filth & The...

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Chapter 6

The Industrial Revolution

Factory-Fresh Filth & The Birth of...

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Chapter 7

The 20th Century

Mint, Money, and Moral...

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Chapter 7

The 20th Century

Mint, Money, and Moral Panic Minty...

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Chapter 8

Modern Day

Obsession Over Freshness in...

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Chapter 8

Modern Day

Obsession Over Freshness in a Rotten...

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Chapter 9

The Future of Freshness

Space, AI, & The...

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Chapter 9

The Future of Freshness

Space, AI, & The Quest for...

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Epilogue

Embracing the Stink:
A Final Breath

Embracing the Stink –...

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Epilogue

Embracing the Stink:
A Final Breath

Embracing the Stink – A Final...

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Acknowledgements

First and foremost, I'd...

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Acknowledgements

First and foremost, I'd like to...

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About the Author

A Message from the Author (A.K.A. Death)

Mortimer Graves is not...

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About the Author

A Message from the Author (A.K.A. Death)

Mortimer Graves is not just a...

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